Apakah dia mau 
  Suatu hari terjadi percekcokan suami istri di komplek
Perumahan Asri.

Seorang istri berkata kepada suaminya : " kau sama
sekali tidak memperdulikan diriku ".
Sambil marah sehingga membuat suaminya heran.

" Apa salah dan dosaku ? " tanya suaminya.

" kau lihat si Indah tetangga sebelah bagaimana suami
Indah begitu mencintainya !! Apakah kau tidak bisa
berbuat seperti itu ???", bentak istrinya lagi.

" Tentu saja bisa, mengapa tidak ? " jawab si suami.

" Tapi apakah Indah mau ? ? ? ? ? ?

Istri,"@#*$!&%$#@". beterbangan deh semua benda
yang ada disitu.



Celana Dalam Hilllary 
 Suatu sore Clinton dan Al gore wakilnya baru saja bermain
golf dan
kelihatan sekali Clinton sangat berantusian dengan nada
marah ingin pulang.

Dalam perjalan pulang mereka terlibat pembicaraan :

Clinton : " Al, tahu enggak apa yang akan Aku lakukan
sampai di rumah ? "

Al Gore : " Apa ? "

Clinton : " Aku ingin sekali merobek celana dalam Hillary ?
"

Al Gore : " Wah, Aku enggak tahu kalau Kamu se agresif
ini sebelumnya, bukankan Hillary akan kaget nantinya ? "

Clinton : " Masalahnya Aku sudah enggak tahan lagi nih !
"

Al Gore : " Tapi, Sebagai penasehat Saya sarankan Kamu
untuk memikirkannya sekali lagi. "

Clinton : " Baiklah, aku serahkan saja nanti celana dalam
Hillary itu
untukmu, karena sudah semenjak permainan tadi aku
tidak bisa konsentrasi memukul bola, ukurannya terlalu
kecil untukku ! "






Tebakan aheng !! 
Amin, Aris dan Yanto sedang duduk bersantai melepas
lelah di ruang tamu saat istirahat dalam pekerjaannya.
Tiba-tiba si Amin yang doyan ngabodor, nyeleneh dengan
sebuah pertanyaannya yang aneh :
Amin :"Hitam, kuning, hijau, putih. Kalau kalian jago
coba tebak apaan tuh?"
Aris :"Gampaaang...., itu mah anak kecil juga bisa.
Balonku ada lima iya kan !!!"
Yanto :"Uuuh so tau luh, bukan lagi itu sih warna
bendera Yugoslavia."
Amin :"Saaallllaaaaaaaaaaaahhh."
Aris+Yanto :"Terus apa ??"
Amin :"Yang bener,..... Orang negro lagi beol di
Senayan sambil nyengir .....he..he...he....."






Blonde and the Lawyer  
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a
flightfrom LA to NY.

The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game, but
the blonde, being tired, just wants to take a nap, politely
declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few
winks.

The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy
and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question and if
you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise
versa."

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know
the answer you pay me $5.00 and if I don't know the
answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's
attention and,figuring there will be no end to this torment
unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance
from the earth to the moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse,
pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.

"Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn."

She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs
and comes down with four legs?"

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and
searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the
air phone with his modem and searches the net and the
Library of Congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends
e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After
an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.

The blonde says, "Thank you." and turns back to get
some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the
blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse,
hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.





Getting old
An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering
things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get
checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.
When they arrived at the doctor's, they explained to the
doctor about the problems they were having with their
memory. After checking the couple out, the doctor tells
them that they were physically okay but might want to start
writing things down and make notes to help them
remember things.

The couple thanked the doctor and left.

Later that night while watching TV, the old man got up
from his chair and his wife asks : " Where are you going ?
"

He replies : " To the kitchen. "

She asks : " Will you get me a bowl of ice cream ? "

He replies : " Sure. "

She then asks him : " Don't you think you should write it
down so you can remember it ? "

He says : " No, I can remember that. "

She then says : " Well I also would like some strawberries
on top. You had better write that down cause I know you'll
forget that. "

He says : " I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice
cream with strawberries. "

She replies : " Well I also would like whip cream on top. I
know you will forget that so you better write it down. "

With irritation in his voice, he says : " I don't need to write
that down I can remember that. " He then fumes into the
kitchen.

After about 20 minutes he returns from the kitchen and
hands her a plate of bacon and eggs.

She stares at the plate for a moment and says : " You
forgot my toasts ".