QUESTION & ANSWER FOR JOKES
1. What color is a burp?
- Burple
2. Why did Tigger look inside the toilet?
- Because he was looking for Pooh.
3. How do you say for ABC-s backwards?
- CBA
4. Why the mathbook so unhappy?
- Because its full of problems.
5. Why cant a bicycle stand up?
- Because its two tired.
6. Why did the bacon laugh?
- Because the egg cracked a yolk.
7. Why did the man freeze his money?
- He wanted cold, hard cash.
8. When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
- In the dictionary.
9. Why did the Pilgrims pants always fall down?
- Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.
10. What kind of dance do you do on a trampoline?
- Hip-hop






CHINA'S MISSION IMPOSSIBLE
Mr.Han Tsu Jud, a singer and soldier China met Mrs.Jane Julaeha, singer and member of Opposition Party Malaysia. They fall in love at the first sight. They speak in English little bit but they can understand each other by ing titles of world’s popular songs to communicate. Here they are:

Jane Julaeha: ”HEY JUDE. How is Human Rights in China?”
Han Tsu Jud : ”LADY JANE. Every human in China is okay”
Jane Julaeha: ”I HAVE NO SATISFACTION”
Han Tsu Jud : ”I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. PLEASE FORGIVE ME”
Jane Julaeha: ”DON’T LET DOWN. LET’S SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER”
Han Tsu Jud : ”YOU ARE MY INSPIRATION. NO BODY BUT YOU. I’LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU”
Jane Julaeha: ”MY HEART WILL GO ON. But why no Human Rights in China?”
Han Tsu Jud : ”HARD TO SAY I’AM SORRY! Because we have 1,5 billions people in China
Jane Julaeha: ”TELL ME WHY. SOLDIER OF FORTUNE”
Han Tsu Jud : ”JUST THE TWO OF US:…too many human beings to be given their rights”






HEAVEN
HEAVEN is when you have:
: AMERICAN salary,
: GERMAN car,
: CHINESE food, and
: INDONESIAN wife.

HELL is when you have:
: AMERICAN wife,
: GERMAN food,
: CHINESE car, and
: INDONESIAN salary